The Weird Things About Pregnancy!

I wanted to jot down some of the weird and unexpected things that I went through during this pregnancy. Things that most people never even think about, or take advantage of! Where do I start?
~You go through A LOT of toilet paper. I spend the majority of my day (and night) on the toilet!
~Speaking about going through things.....underwear. At least two pair a day (sorry for the details).
~It's really hard to do the dishes with a big belly in the way! I almost always walk away with a wet shirt!
~Socks....SO hard to put on! And even harder to take off. And don't get me started on shoes. Anything other than slippers and you can call that my workout for the day!
~"I'm going to shave my legs. See you in 2 hours!" Yeah, it's that hard.
~I can't see my own whoo-ha......don't really ever think about that one do ya? Well, "outta sight, outta mind" does NOT apply here!
~Never park on a hill....you might as well call AAA to help get you out of the car!
~Humidity=Hell on earth.
~NEVER sit down before locating the remote.
~Trying things on in a fitting room is NOT fun. Whoever designed those mirrors and lights should be stoned to death.
~Insomnia isn't a joke! Every night I wake up at 4:00 am......and stay awake! Thank God for Dice and Words with Friends (and my Maui friends who are still awake at those hours!)
~I may have gotten ten new cavities due to eating Tums all day, but I DON'T CARE. They saved my life!
~Nesting is REAL. Just ask my over-worked and under-paid vacuum. She is getting quite the workout!

That's all I can think of right now (which brings up another one....I can't think. Don't expect me to remember anything these days!). I do have to say I have had a pretty easy pregnancy. But even saying that, I did not really enjoy it! I don't understand those women (Tanya) who loved being pregnant! I just feel like a fire-breathing whale!